Ambien. No doubt about it.
its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
Spent 30 minutes in the board meeting trying to figure out where the foul smell was coming from. Thought it was the guy's feet sitting next to me. Then i uncrossed my legs. Turns out it was my vagina. Thank goodness for travel size febreeeze.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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