will power is for people who don't want to get laid
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
My vagina is officially offended.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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