i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
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