This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
Randomize
