so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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