is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
So some guy at the party is convinced I'm Edward Cullen. He keeps calling me "Twilight" and following me around with a stake. I'm concerned.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
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