Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
I currently don't understand fingers.
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