Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
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