Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
we're chasing vodka with high fives
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
