U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
Liz is crying about burritos again.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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