Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
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