dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
Randomize
