Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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