She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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