all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
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