Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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