weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
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