Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
did you just send me my own nude
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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