So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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