if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
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