God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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