I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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