idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
The waiter to-go cupped my bloody mary without me even asking. THAT hungover.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
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