I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
Randomize
