at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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