Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
I showed him my bush... on skype.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
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