Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
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