I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
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