i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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