Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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