She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
I want to be your penis for a week.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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