be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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