i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
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