Just brushed my teeth...forgot we used this toothbrush in bed last night.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
Man, jail baloney is awful.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
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