why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
You may now shotgun with the bride
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
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