He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
She's the barista slut.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
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