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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
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