Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
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