I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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