if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Never let your siblings swipe right.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
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