So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
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