I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
Found your dick twin last night
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I am naked and annoyed.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
Randomize