I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
I was giving him a blow job in the kitchen, but it was uncomfortable. so i took the oven mitts and used them as knee pads.
Don't tell me i'm not fucking resourceful.
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
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