I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
I fell asleep in my underwear on the deck. What the fuck.
This was the best text I've ever woken up to
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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