do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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