dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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