Well I left you a voicemail but you probably won't be able to hear it because my mic is fucked up. I think you need to come down here and take it in for me.
I hate this phone so bad I'm going to lose all of my friends because of it
Yeah...you probably will...
well, you're marked off my christmas card list for next year.
Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
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