just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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