So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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