I can't disclose who, but one time I called someone, they didn't pick up, and immediately texted back 'will call later, masturbating'
I thought that was really considerate
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
My dad just said "fuck circus"
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
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