And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
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