He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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