Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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